i think i'm going crazy

these have been my thoughts within the past 5 minutes

-i want sushi..i haven't had any in a long time

-i have too many shoes..i love every single pair though

-i keep seeing floating dots and squiggles in my vision

-i feel like a turtle..kinda moving very slowly

-i really like the egg yolk from over easy eggs

-i need a summer job..in toronto preferably

-the size my stuffed sperm cell is unproportional to my egg cell

-i eat too much sugar..i am going to get diabetes

-i hate judgmental ppl..ironic cuz i'm very opinionated